Thursday, November 4, 2010

Lolve


"How many of you will take a bullet for the person that you love?"- Anonymous facebook user


"The chance of you running into a situation like that are probably that of winning the loto. You will never really be able to prove it unless you shoot yourself somewhere to show you love them, and if it takes that to prove that you love someone they probably aren't worth a bullet."- Myself

Seriously, the cheesosity of stuff like this smells so bad. People who say things like "You are my world, I'd die for you, I'll NEVER love again". Come on, don't be stupid. Not only does this make you sound corny as fuck, but it's a lie to yourself. Not even my parents who have been married for years, not my grandparents, no one I know in a lasting relationship says this. It's like some desperate cry, "DON'T EVER LEAVE ME!!! EVER!!!". I'm actually glad I have this long (but not forever) single status and can just look back and see peoples relationships starting up and dying off.

Facebook is great for observation as a lot of people post their whole lives all over it. "THIS BITCH SAID BLAHBLAHBLAH AND MY BOYFRIEND BELIEVED HER AND FML". Come on everyone. I'm pretty unstable but I can still hold my own without being totally pathetic.

Enough ramble. End thought.

1 comment:

  1. I think once you grow up and have your heart "broken" you really stop the childish love mushy mushy lame stuff you are talking about. The more you grow up, the more you learn what love is and isn't. I'm very annoyed by the facebook OMG my BF is the greatest! IDK where I'd be without him! status that's followed by the I just don't know anymore status, then is followed by the OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <3 status.. like really. STFU no one cares about that. That's all a relationship is to people anymore, public attention. I now have something to brag about! Even though no one cares and quiet frankly are annoyed by it, they finally have something to talk about. So cheers to publicity boyfriends and girlfriends. You are nothing but a needed self conscious boosting "like" on facebook. Woohooo red flag someone LIKES my gay status about my love!! Must post MORE!!! haha sorry rough day, needed to entertain myself. You are totally right with this post though.

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